MR. WILLIAMS

WOWEE...I JUST FOUND OUT
THAT ROBIN WILLIAMS LIVES
AROUND THE CORNER FROM ME.
I KNEW HE LIVED SOMEWHERE
IN MY AREA. I PASS BY HIS
HOUSE ALMOST EVERY DAY LOL
& NEVER KNEW IT. I ALWAYS
WONDERED WHY SOMETIMES A
STRANGE FLAG IS WAVING FROM
THAT HOUSE. MY NEIGHBOR TOLD
ME ITS HIS WAY OF LETTING
PEOPLE KNOW THAT HE'S HOME.
HIS HOUSE IS SITTING AT A
WEIRD ANGLE AND TAKING UP
A WHOLE DIAGONAL SECTION OF
THAT CORNER. I DON'T THINK
HE CAN POSSIBLY SEE THE
GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE FROM THAT
ANGLE LIKE I CAN SOOO.....
NAH NA NA NA NA NA HA HAAAA.
DING DONG..CAN I HAVE YOUR
AUTOGRAPH LOLLL.

P.S. SHARKY (IF YOU SEE THIS)
STOP HARRASSING PASTOR.
HE LOOKS LIKE RUSSELL CROWE
IN REAL, SO EAT YOUR HEART OUT!