HOW MO BECAME A PROPHET

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE LIVED A MAN NAMED MOHAMMED HINEY. A BUTT UGLY LITTLE MAN ONLY 4 FEET 11 INCHES TALL THAT NO WOMAN WOULD HAVE. HE'D SNEAK AT NIGHT PEEKIN IN LITTLE GIRLS WINDOWS, THE MERE GLIMPSE OF A CHILD WITH HER DOLLS SENT HIM INTO A SEXUAL STUPOR, WHIPPING OUT HIS PUD & BEATING FRANTICALLY.
ONE NIGHT ON ONE OF HIS "PEEPING TOM" EXPEDITIONS, SPYING THRU A BABY GIRLS WINDOW, JERKING OFF IN A FRENZY HE LET OUT A LOUD MOAN (MUCH LIKE THE WAILS FROM A MOSQUE). THE LITTLE GIRL SCREAMED, HER FATHER RAN OUTSIDE ...STABBED MO IN THE ASS & HACKED OFF HALF HIS PECKER.
POOR MO CRAWLED HOME WRITHING IN PAIN THRU SAND & WIND WHERE HE PROMPTLY SOAKED HIS NOW AMPUTATED 1 INCH PETER IN A POT OF CAMEL PISS. "OHHHH ALLAH", HE PRAYED, "PLEASE MAKE IT OK". ALLAH APPEARS...SEEING POOR DECREPIT MO & TRYING NOT TO LAUGH AT HIS MUTILATED MANHOOD.
ALLAH SAYS TO MO "I NOW DECLARE THAT HENCEFORTH NO MUSLIM MAN WILL EVER BE BORN WITH A DICK BIGGER THAN YOURS" and "I CLAIM YOU, MO, AS THE PROPHET OF PAEDOPHILIA & ALL BROTHERS IN ISLAM MUST FOLLOW YOU....BUT SINCE YOU ARE SUCH A SHORT MAN & LOOK LIKE A TROLL, I WILL LEGALIZE BUTT RAMMING ANY ANIMAL YOU CAN REACH WITHOUT A STEP STOOL."
WELL MO's LLAMA LOOKING FACE LIT UP..HE WAS SO DELIGHTED AT NOT HAVING TO MOUNT ANY MORE HAIRY CHESTED, PUCKERY ASS MUSLIMAHS. AFTER QUICKLY WRAPPING HIS PICKLED PENIS IN GAUZE, CALLED HIS BROTHERS OVER...HAILED DOWN A TAXI & OFF TO CELEBRATE....SLURPIES ON ME, YEAH!