ANNOY AT THE OFFICE:
MAKE A ROOF OVER YOUR CUBICLE OUT OF OLD SODA CANS.
GO TO WORK IN YOUR PAJAMAS.
PUT UP MOSQUITO NETTING AROUND YOUR CUBICLE AND PLAY A TAPE OF JUNGLE SOUNDS.
PUT THOSE HOLE REINFORCING CIRCLES ON THE CENTER OF YOUR EYEGLASSES THEN GO TO THE EXECUTIVE MEETING.
ATTACH A SIGN THAT SAYS "FAX" TO THE PAPER SHREDDER.
PAGE YOURSELF OVER THE INTERCOM (DON'T DISQUISE YOUR VOICE).
EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO DO SOMETHING ASK IF THEY WANT FRIES WITH THAT.
BUILD MODELS OF THE SEVEN WONDERS OF THE WORLD OUT OF EMPTY SODA CANS.
BUY THE EXACT SAME OUTFITS AS YOUR BOSS AND WEAR THEM THE DAY AFTER HE DOES.
PUT A CHAIR FACING THE PRINTER, SIT THERE ALL DAY LIKE YOUR WAITING FOR YOUR DOCUMENT.
ANNOY THE PIZZA GUY:
DOZE OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR ORDER, THEN SAY "WHERE WAS I".."WHO ARE YOU?"
ASK WHAT THEIR PHONE NUMBER IS, HANG UP, CALL THEM AND ASK AGAIN.
IF THEY REPEAT THE ORDER TO SEE IF ITS RIGHT SAY "OK THAT'LL BE $10.99, PLEASE PULL UP TO THE FIRST WINDOW.
IF THEY SUGGEST A SIDE ORDER, CRY AND ASK "WHY ARE YOU PUNISHING ME?"
CHANGE YOUR ACCENT EVERY 3 SECONDS.
ASK FOR EXTRA HOMO-SAPIEN.
ANNOY AT WAL-MART:
PUT M&M's ON LAYAWAY.
SET ALL THE ALARM CLOCKS TO GO OFF AT 10 MINUTE INTERVALS THROUGHOUT THE DAY.
REDRESS THE MANNEQUINS AS YOU SEE FIT.
CHALLENGE OTHER CUSTOMERS TO DUELS WITH TUBES OF GIFT WRAP.
TEST THE FISHING RODS AND SEE WHAT YOU CAN "CATCH" FROM THE OTHER AISLES.
ASK OTHER CUSTOMERS IF THEY HAVE ANY GREY POUPON.
TAKE UP AN ENTIRE AISLE IN TOYS BY SETTING UP A FULL SCALE BATTLEFIELD WITH G.I. JOE VS. THE X-MEN.
HOLD INDOOR SHOPPING CART RACES.
SET UP A "VALET PARKING" SIGN IN FRONT OF THE STORE.
ASK YOURSELF LOUD ENOUGH FOR ALL TO HEAR "WHO BUYS THIS CRAP ANYWAY".
ANNOY AT THE BEACH:
GO SWIMMING IN A FULL BUSINESS SUIT THEN ACT LIKE OTHER PEOPLE ARE THE WEIRDOS.
PUT A SEASHELL IN YOUR EAR AND ANNOUNCE TO PPL PASSING BY "IT'S FOR YOU!"
SING THE BARNEY THEME SONG AS LOUD AS YOU CAN.
ANNOY IN THE ELEVATOR:
HUM THE THEME FROM "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE" WITH YOUR EYES DARTING AROUND THE ELEVATOR.
BLOW SPIT BALLS AT THE CEILING.
BLOW YOUR NOSE ON YOUR SLEEVE.
DRAW A LITTLE SQUARE ON THE FLOOR WITH CHALK AND ANNOUNCE ITS YOUR PERSONAL SPACE.
HAVE A PICNIC IN THE ELEVATOR.
LAY DOWN A TWISTER MAT AND ASK PEOPLE TO PLAY.
EAT JELLO THRU A STRAW.
ANNOY JUST TO ANNOY:
WHENEVER POSSIBLE, SKIP RATHER THAN WALK.
AT RANDOM TIMES IN A CONVERSATION, SAY "HI, HELLO SIR, HOW ARE YOU?"
AT THE LAUNDROMAT USE ONE DRYER FOR EACH SOCK.
CALL INTO WORK AND TELL THEM YOU HAVE SOMETHING BETTER TO DO.
CHANGE CHANNELS 5 MINUTES BEFORE THE END OF EVERY SHOW.
BARK LIKE A DOG WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS THE WORD "THE".
ASK PEOPLE WHAT GENDER THEY ARE.
