AHHHH.....CHAT LOVE!

SO MAYBE SOMEONE FROM CHAT HAS SPARKED YOUR INTEREST? OR YOU HAVE SPARKED THEIRS? YOU BOTH START GOING EVERY DAY TO SEE EACH OTHER. AHHH, NEW LOVE.....SO EXCITING. WHAT? YOU'RE NOT ONLINE? WILL THEY SEARCH EVERY ROOM TRYING TO FIND YOU? OH MY....WILL THEY THINK YOU'RE CYBER CHEATING ON THEM? DO THEY NEED TO KNOW? WILL THEY HIDE & SPY TRYING TO CATCH YOU....THEN SEND A THOUSAND PM'S SAYING: ARE YOU HERE?....WHERE ARE YOU?....YOU BETTER GET HERE SOON!....I LOVE YOU!....I HATE YOU!....GET HERE, I NEED YOU!....FUCK YOU....DON'T COME ONLINE, I DON'T CARE NOW!....WAHHHHH WHERE RRRRR UUUUUU??? OMG! DOES THE PERSON MAKE IT KNOWN IN THE CHAT ROOM THAT YOU TWO ARE AN ITEM....WHICH TRANSLATES TO: THERE! THE WHOLE ROOM KNOWS ABOUT US, SO NOW YOU CAN'T FLIRT WITH ANYONE ELSE OR I WILL MAKE THE ROOM HATE YOU! GOOD GRIEF! MAYBE IT HAS PROGRESSED TO EXCHANGING PHONE NUMBERS....OHH LORDIE, NOW YOU'RE STUCK! YOU BETTER ANSWER THAT CALL OR THEY WILL CYBER ATTACK YOU IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE ROOM. BETTER YET, JUST CAM WITH THE PERSON....THEN WHEN THE RELATIONSHIP TURNS TO SHIT...YOU CAN BOTH INSULT EACH OTHERS LESS THAN PERFECT BODY PARTS. OF COURSE, THIS MUST BE DONE IN A FULL CHATROOM. OHH THE DRAMA! AFTER ONE OF YOU IS DUMPED, YOU CAN (AGAIN, IN FRONT OF A FULL ROOM OF CHATTERS) MAKE UP SOME JUICY LIES....OH, THE FRUSTRATION OF TRYING TO CONVINCE JUST ONE CHATTER THAT YOU'RE THE GOOD GUY TELLING THE TRUTH, INSTEAD OF THE KICKED TO THE CURB OBSESSIVE FREAK. YESSSS....CHAT LOVE!